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  • ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)

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  • anyway just because I saw a different permutation of this meme I have to share literally my favourite version of it:

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    It's just so perfect. The amount of blackout text. The fact it works without additions. The succinctness of the phrase. The palaeontology basis. The way it implies that tetrapods only left the water and evolved in 1562.

    *chefs kiss*

  • This one gets me every time.

  • [id: The Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary meme, captioned “Fishes crawling out of water 460 years ago”, and with parts blacked out so it reads “Fin will be Leg”.]/end id.

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    Hehehe shar ks

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  • it's so funny when a poll goes around that's like "have you ever had sex?" or "how often do you smoke weed?" and people act super aghast when 30-40% of respondents say that they haven't/don't as if like half of the users of this site aren't high schoolers

  • "oh my goddddd why have so few people on this site had sex or gotten drunk?" it's easy to forget bc we all only interact with our fellow twentysomething mutuals but it's because like half of all tumblr users are 14 year olds. Hope this helps

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    these lakes look like boobs with some perspective

  • It kinda does (I tried)

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  • No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Monstrous musk, hideous scents foreign to civilization. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow

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  • if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

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